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The Redheadedrennie

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More About Redheadedrennie then you thought you could learn! ANSWERED ON FEBRUARY 14TH, 2005 (And more than you probably want to know)

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"Spooky mansions are a fine alternative, as long as they are crumbling with age and covered with moss and vines."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Lord of the Rings Valentine's that I bought last year and hung a set on the wall.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Monday night Raw.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
1:22 a.m.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1:36 a.m.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Rob playing a playstation two killing things game, our friend Jon giving him instructions, and my gaelic storm cds playing. oh and clickey clickey clickey :)

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A couple of hours ago. Smoking a cigarette and walking Melissa to Tinkerbell.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? had to watch End of the World

9: What are you wearing?
well, as usual, I’m not wearing any pants…

10: Did you dream last night?
pretty sure I did, usually do, just never remember what about.

11: When did you last laugh?
Before Gina left. It was when Rob was wearing the MGD beer case on his head saying " Who Drank all the beer?!"

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? A poster of Puss in Butts, a LOTR bookmark, AFI poster, an AFI postcard, Gaelic Storm Poster, Hot wheels cars not taken out of their packaging, a Black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail tin poster, My autographed Gaelic Storm t-shirt (hee hee Patrick Murphy signed my boob!), my name written in Korean, an 80s hairband poster of Cinderella(bought in the 80s) a HIM poster, LOTR Fellowship of the Rings Poster, LOTR fanart softcore gay porn, an Ireland flag, christmas lights, silver christmas garland, a Disney Villains poster, a fairy poster that says "Fairy roses, fairy rings, turn out sometimes troublesome things...", fortune cookie fortunes, Harry Potter valentines and Lord of the Rings Valentine's that I bought last year, a 2005 Witch's Calendar, three dollar theatre tickets for "Thirteen Going on Thirty", a picture of my deceased grandparents on me mum's side, random photos of me and my friends and of me graduating, a poster from Mackinac Island, Christmas newsletters from family, and a plaque that says" Destiny is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. chinese proverb" , oh and the digital cable channel list.


13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, my boyfriend with a MGD box over his head!

14: What is the last film you saw?
Finding Nemo
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A renaissance faire.. there was one up for auction on Ebay

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I was accepted for an internship at Disneyworld but I turned it down.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Be queen in a world-wide monarchy

19: Do you like to dance? Naked?
of course, what rennie doesn't! I'm just a lil shy cause I know I'm not the prettiest thing to look at!

20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
Most likely not, if Bush was getting dick the country would be a better place.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Hmmmm lets see.. NO KIDS IN MY FUTURE!

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
IF you're paying attention to this survey at all, what the other one just said...if you need me to say it again you obviously need professional help...

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
In a heartbeat… Emerald Isle here I come! Or KILTS TOO!

23a: Favorite pets name (any pet, living or dead.)
23b: What kind of animal is/was it?
a big fat tabby cat.

Name: April Joyce, but I am also called Picasso after MRF because the first time I fluffed in the parkinglot my fluff job had my cleavage lopsided!
Gender: Female
AKA: Picasso, Hard Cider/Guinness Wench
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Birth date: April 21st, 1982
Height: 5'0"

Color: Green
Color to Wear: anything as long as its garb
Lucky number: 13 & 3
Piece of clothing: all of my renaissance garb, especially my bodice

Quote: "I'm Complicated" or "I'm an immortal, not a gazelle."
Sex: yes please, numerous times please in a 24 hour period...this nympho has to get her jollies somehow!
Sexuality: straight
Your sexiest feature: my hair, eyes and as much as I don't like to admit it, my breasts
A place you want to have sex: in water would be fun.
Kinky things you like: biting
A sexual fantasy: again.. something with water.
A fragrance that makes you think of sex: A man's natural scent

Largest age difference between you and a partner: so far its been 13 years.but age never matters to me, its how the man is deep down inside.. which is why i like them older.

Which is better
Sunrise or Sunset? sunset
Sweet or Sour? sweet
Old or New? old
Hot or cold? hot
Coke or Pepsi? coke
Soft or Hard? both come in quite handy at times!
Yesterday or Tomorrow? tomorrow
Red or Blue? blue
Fast or Slow? slow, I savor everything about life
Blind or Deaf? that I am aware of neither
Open or Closed? adjar!
Bath or Shower? both depends on mood and situation
Black or White? both
Ocean or Forest? forest
Dogs or Cats? pweeze don't make me choose!
Day or Night? night
Cremation or Burial? cremation, unless it was a mummification
Even or Odd? I am fairly Odd
City or Countryside? countryside although cities are growing on me
Vanilla or Chocolate? chocolate..definitely chocolate, I am a female after all!
Sun or Rain? rain
Pen or Pencil? Quill
Summer or Winter? summer
Destiny or Choice? a choice about my destiny

Alone or Together? alone always alone,at least I feel like I am constantly alone, Rob works a lot

Silver or Gold? silver

General Questions
You keep a diary? livejournal
You sketch or do things while on the phone? occasionally
You have a secret? sure
You snore? yes but I've been told its a "cute girly snore" though I dont care, I hate the fact that I snore
You procrastinate? hang on I'll get back to ya on that one.........
You fold your underwear? nope,there's really not much point in folding thongs, considering thats the only underwear I'll wear
You talk in your sleep? Yes apparently I talk Simish in my sleep (for those who play the video games "The Sims" you'll understand what I'm talking about)
You eat fast? yes but I can eat slow too
You get horny? hmmmm I am called a nympho for a reason after all......
Are you blind and deaf? nope, I have that wonderful elven-like eyesight and hearing...
A naked photo of you exists? yeah, at least in negative form for the moment, but I will have them developed because I'm wearing black fairy wings and black horns on my head, thats an original nude :)
When the alarm goes off you immediately get up? yes
You enjoy being photographed? if I am in the mood
Can you walk around your house @ night with the lights off and not run into anything? yes
Ever put off emailing for over a month? nope,or i'll lose my account
Ever received a "why don't you write me?" no
Ever taken your frustration/bad mood out on others? i try not too
Ever had a huge argument and then realized that you were wrong? yeah
Ever left things the way they were just because it would be harder to resolve it? yes
Ever thought someone was "hopeless?" I still am
Ever been so dazed that you take a drink of water but completely miss your mouth? lol...yeah
Ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet? no
Have you ever dropped something in the toilet that you HAD to retrieve? no
Ever driven off from the gas station without closing the gas thing? yeah
Can you sleep better @ night or during the day? i don't sleep very well at all, I hate sleeping alone.
Do you print out pictures of celebrities/musicians off of the Internet? no, I put all of that on my computer like my obsession with pictures of Jonathan Rhyes Meyers(Maxwell Demon from Velvet Goldmine)
Have you ever entered an art contest? yes, and won a ribbon too!
Do you remember the Lisa Frank phase? no
Is your favorite color evident by the clothes you wear? hehe..yeah
Coats and sweaters or tank tops and bathing suits? lace, leather,ren garb and various other stuff thank you
Do you think everyone should have a significant other during the winter months? Yes, there should be a law against being single when it gets cold because I HATE being cold! and i'm always cold! Which baffles me because I am told I am a walking talking furnace
Is there a movie that you can really relate to? Yes.. Moulin Rouge kind of... only, it doesn't end the same way... the guy would always just walk away.
Ever found lyrics to a song that almost exactly describes you? yes just don't tell that its a country song,because country and I just don't get along
Ever go to a "place of business" so often that costumers think you work there? hehe..yeah
Would you go to a strip club to watch members of the opposite sex? 22 and still never been to one
What about of the Same sex? I find some attractive but I am definitely Straight!
What do you think of guys who dress in drag? They have good makeup tips!
Do you think movies overemphasize the differences in society (Sexual preferences, racial, cultural, religious identities)? yeah
Do you look @ people in the car next to you at the stoplight? yeah
Ever said a word so many times in a row that it didn’t even sound like a word anymore? yeah
Was there a book series you read growing up? not really
Do you write letters on notebook paper, stationary, computer paper, other, or all? all
Ever written a letter to someone and weren’t able to give it to them because it was so personal and detailed? People don't entrust their home addresses to me, because I lose things..but yes I have before. And I feel I am better off now years later not giving that letter to the person I was going to give it to. my life could be completely different right now.
Where do your wet towels end up after your shower/bath? on my hanging rack in the bathroom
Ever guessed what time it was and been off by Hours? yeah
Do you have a subscription to anything? Renaissance Magazine
Do you get more friend mail, business mail, or junk mail? Posts from my wenches guild e-group, , my renaissance faire e-group, and friends.. family doesn't have they only live the next town over, bout ten minutes away
Ever slept nude? always, its the only way to sleep!
Ever walked around your house nude? all the time
Anyone ever accidentally see you naked? oh yeah, but are there really ever "accidents" when my nudity is involved?
Have you ever seen anyone else naked accidently? hehe...yeah
Do you dental floss daily? yes
Do you use mouthwash or think that brushing is enough? use both
Ever been in the middle of a sexual act and actually Felt The Heat between the two of you? yes thats why I have collected the term "hotter than a beltane fire" because I am!
Are you able to act? yes, and quite well actually, did so in highschool and college
Can you give public speeches without freaking out? on rare occasions
ever have to think extremely hard to remember what happened the day before? yes
Which is better: music of today, music of yesterday? i listen to too many different kinds to answer
Do you drive through town, or around it? through town , considering I live downtown and I work downtown and downtown is about two streets big
Ever find humor in a part of a movie that no one else does? yeah
What do you spend most of your money on? leather supplies, goth and medieval reinactment clothing and obscure movies no one ever hears of.
What do you waste most of your money on? computer games
Can you like the lyrics without liking the song? yeah
Can you like the song without understanding the lyrics? yeah
Are accents a turn on? oh goddess yes!!! YES! YES!
Do you dream more good then bad? i have weird almost prophecy-like dreams
Radio or cd’s? cds,except for when my celtic music programs or house of hair with dee snyder is on
Movies or TV series? depends on which movie or tv series
Ever regret saying something hurtful? yeah
Ever regret expressing your love? yeah, all the time
Do you think some things should be left unsaid? YES

Do you stand up for yourself? not always
Do you stand up for others? i have
Do you know the difference between standing up for others and fighting someone else’s battles? not always

Things you would like to say to someone (Don't have to name names): Look at me now. Ok time's up. Buy bye have a nice life, that is what you missed out on!

Things you would like to say to Favorite past teacher? thank you

The last person who made you cry? i stopped crying when I realized it was a waste of time and energy and no man is worth that
The last person who you bitched at? I bitch at who I feel needs to be bitched at at that exact moment
The last person who took you for granted? hmm everyone.. I am nice and people use me and abuse me and never wanna give me a second glance

The last person you hugged? my friend Gina

The director of your favorite movie? is still unknown to me!
G.W. Bush? asshole who I did not vote for and who is turning this country into a third world country slowly.
Peewee Herman? uhmmm...don't care
Your favorite living musician/celebrity? Musician: cant name just one Celebrity: Still can't name just one

Your internet provider? gonna have NetZero DSL here very soon.

Your best friend? .........(s) are wonderful people and I love them dearly, the few I have.
Your first love? my first love made me cry when he asked for my ring back in first grade!
Your current love? love whats that? the only love in my life is my family and my pets

Do you normally (more often than not):
Ask or answer questions? answer
Bathe in the morning or at night? depends on a few things

Converse or participate in awkward silence? i talk
Talk or listen? listen
Dress up or dress down? dress down
Stay up late or get to bed early? stay up late
Get what you want or get what you deserve? neither

Get attention or give your attention? give
Stand out or blend in? stand out. even though my goal was to blend...can't very well do that and be a rennie

Give a hand or give hand outs? give a hand
Listen to music or watch tv? depends on my mood
Win or lose? doesn't matter to me
Plan or follow-through? both
Smile or cry? smile
Get up early enough to see the sunrise? more like never went to bed
Use books or Internet for research? both,there is never a wrong moment for a book
Sing it or hum it? sing it
Style your hair or just whatever? whatever
Call or get called? both
Visit or have people over? have people over But I like visiting too
Eat or skip breakfast? eat
Make a meal or go out for one? make one
Drive or get driven? drive
Do what you had planned? yeah
Attend or skip class/work? attend
Act like yourself or act appropriately? myself
Laugh or get laughed at? laugh at myself! lol
Indulge or abstain? abstain....abstain..I MUST NOT ABSTAIN!
Help others or help yourself? help others
Eat what’s good for you or eat what tastes good? i eat what good for you and tastes good
Turn it up or just get closer? turn it up, although it depends on what I'm getting closer to ;-)
Start it or finish it? both
Stay bored or get things done? bored
Apologize or be stubborn? be stubborn, its soooo a taurus thing.
Tell them you have a crush on them or hope they figure it out? well considering I SUCK at flirting, I always pray to the gods they figure it out because I am just stupid like that. And we wonder why April is going to live in a huge house with all kinds of pets to keep her company when she's 30 years old! (note that is only 8 years away! lol)
Pay for yourself or get paid for? pay for myself
Lean in first or wait for them to make a move? i just wait don't want to overstep boundaries
Get rejected or never ask? never ask,why bother
Hope it happens or make it happen? hope it happens
Try your hardest or hard enough? try harder
Work it out or put up with what you got? I put up with what I have until I can work it out
Talk it through or ignore it as much as you can? must always talk it through..nothing gets solved otherwise

Know or think? I think therefore I know , also, I know , therefore I think.
Trust or suspect? trust? Whats that?
Fill out surveys and post them? think about it genius!

Is there anything that you truly:
Protest? George Bush

Support? Green Party, saving all animals that need to be saved, and educating people so they are less ignorant and more opened minded to others paths in life
Hate? people who think I am ugly and don't like me before they get to know me, and people who judge me because of my "look or Style" and because of my religon instead of getting to know me for me.
Love? life and Robert May :)
Believe in? myself sometimes
Ignore/doubt? ........myself. and the ability to love and be loved
Admire? successful people, I want to either open a bookstore, coffee shop, or a medieval reinactment society gathering place for people who have nowhere to go to talk, buy garb n such and what not
Want? a happy life
Have? my faith and my talent

Have you ever...
Been kissed? Yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? no,but my own baked creations of course!
Been on stage? yeah
Dumped someone else? yes
Gotten in a car accident? yes
Watched "Punky Brewster"? no
Been in love? yup. In fact I am at this very moment.....and this moment too...and this one.... lol

Shampoo?Suave Milk and Honey
Toothpaste? any
Soap? dove, ive noticed its what makes my skin the softest
Type of soup? tomato
Favorite Room in your house? The Walkthrough Closet, it is soo cool I even have a built in shelf bookshelf...I love books
Instrument? flute, piccolo, tin whistle, fife, ocarina, piano, I want to learn Violin! learned the C chord on an acoustic guitar

Coffee or hot chocolate? hot tea
Big or little? just right

Lace or Satin? satin
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? lestat or louis PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
Vogue or Material Girl? uhm.. not a madonna fan, sorry
Jeans or cords? jeans
Sweater or sweatshirt? yes
T shirt or tank top? t shirt
Wool or cotton? cotton
Rose or Lily? rose
The way it is or the way it was? the way it is, the way that it was, workin in the strangest ways!

Oldies or pop? celtic and 80s metal
Do you have a best friend? yes

Do you...
Wear eye shadow? yes
Put on a "front"? never
Kiss on the first date? i have,although usually I don't
Eat with your mouth open? try not too
If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would be? a rose not sure where yet, either on a breast or on a hip
What was the last CD you bought? hmmm..... Voltaire's latest creation.

How did you spend last summer? working at barnes and noble and going to many many renaissance faires.(3 of them in two months one was for three weekends and one was in Ohio(Im from the western side of michigan)) total for the summer: 6 ren faires.
What are the initials of your crush/interest/spouse? ......RLM is Rob's initials. When I marry him I will be April May!
What is the astrological sign of your crush/interest/spouse? ..........Aries

Do you..
Smoke: yes but trying to quit for my future music career
Do drugs:no
Drink: hard cider, irish car bombs, guinness(obviously since I drink Irish car bombs)
Have sex: when in a relationship or if the mood REALLY strikes me
Sleep with stuffed animals: yes, my stuffed black cat my best friend in highschool gave me, Or Si (one of the two siamese cats from lady and the tramp, the other's name is Am.), or the pissed off snowman our friend gave us for christmas with a spencers gift card.
Live in the moment: yeah
Have a dream that keeps coming back: yes but I can't remember it at the moment
Play an instrument: flute, piccolo, tin whistle, fife, ocarina, piano, still want to learn the violin though
Believe there is life on other planets: sure
Remember your first love: wasn't really love, I was six..
Still love her/him: .............No but I do wonder from time to time where he is and how he is doing
Read the newspaper: not normally
Have any gay or lesbian friends: yeah,lots of them
Believe in miracles: yeah
Consider yourself tolerant of others: oh hell yeah!
Consider love a mistake: ........yes
Like the taste of alcohol: depends on the drink
Have a favorite candy: pixie sticks and sixlets
Believe in astrology: yes
Believe in God: yes, quite a few of them!
Believe in magic: yes
Pray: uhm not too much
Have any pets: yeah, a silverish blue fish with magenta speckled head named Smurf! The picky bastard won't eat anything but blood worms!
Talk to strangers who IM you: sure, strangers are fun! especially when I scare them!
Have any piercings: my ears
Have any tattoos: no
Hate yourself: i do sometimes
Have an obsession: yes, for 80's hair bands and celtic music, oh and renaissance faires and Harry Potter, oh and Charmed too
Have a secret crush: no
Collect anything: lots and lots of STUFF! (I'm a packrat)
Have a best friend(s)?: yes
Wish on stars: sometimes
Like your handwriting: in all forms, especially calligraphy
Have any bad habits: oh yeah
Care about looks: sometimes
Believe in witches: define witch ,because frankly, I know I believe in myself because I exist!

Believe in Satan: I have to believe in myself! I am evil after all ! LOL no just kidding, I don't believe in something the Christian faith decided to turn the pagan's deities into so that they could be viewed as evil. I do not believe in the Devil therefore he does not exist.

Believe in ghosts: Yup

Five qualities in people that annoy you :
unfaithful significant others
Five things that turn you on about people :
sexy smiles
free spirit
Hypnotizing eyes

Five movies you watch all the time :
Interview with a Vampire
Dracula (with bella lugosi)
Queen of the Damned

Five things people should know about you :

Five things you say the most :
I'm complicated
Hay is for horses, grass is cheaper , buy a farm and grow both
::Someone burps loudly:: well brought up, unlike yourself
All by me onsies

Look through these pages at your own risk, random wenchings can occur!

My lips in wench mode at Silver Leaf
(These are my lips..don't ya just wanna kiss them?!)